Animal Laws
| Fairbanks, Alaska | Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets. |
| Kingsville, Texas | Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property. |
| Utah | Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. |
| Ventura County, California | Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. |
| Florida | Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. |
| Minnesota | It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. |
| Massachusetts | At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses. |
| Los Angeles, California | Within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship, animals are banned from copulating publicly. |
| Clawson, Michigan | It is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. |
| Illinois | Nuzzling or kissing a reptile is prohibited. |
| Krakow, Poland | Three time offenders found guilty of having sex with an animal are shot. |
| Lebanon | Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden. |
| It's illegal to use any live endangered species (except for insects) in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex. | |
| Bangkok, Thailand | Any man who "forcibly subdues and has sexual intercourse" with a female dog is merely charged with Cruelty to animals. The culprit is fined a small amount of money. If the female dog happens to be in heat, the fine is slightly higher. |
| West Virginia | It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. |
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